AJ: (while getting parts out of the back of Mrs. Potato Head) "Mrs. Potato Head just pooped out a flower." Eliana: (after Daddy snapped her with a dish towel) "Daddy slammed me!"
I just read your profile. I didn't know you were a lactation consultant. The other night, a friend's dog had puppies and the momma dog had a plugged duct. So I told my friend to do to the dog what I did to get rid of a plugged duct, and I'm thinking, "Great, I'm a lactation consultant to a shi tzu!"
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I just read your profile. I didn't know you were a lactation consultant. The other night, a friend's dog had puppies and the momma dog had a plugged duct. So I told my friend to do to the dog what I did to get rid of a plugged duct, and I'm thinking, "Great, I'm a lactation consultant to a shi tzu!"
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